Garment WEDGIEs Continue

DISCLAIMER: My emails will always be long, so just expect to read a lot. Also, I don't do English, so there will be no punctuation, no grammar, and spelling will be wrong. It's okay, I'm just going to type like I am talking, so forgive me for the lack of English. Speaking of a lack of English, for those of you who don't know why I suck so bad... well, I never paid attention (in English). I am not kidding when I say I don't even know what a verb or an adjective or a noun means (I had to ask my English teacher aunt this week). Honestly, I'm surprised my GPA was so high in high school (3.8). I literally don't know how I passed. JK, I do. I cheated my way through English. Bahahaha! That was my worst subject, so when I had to read, 1) I can't focus, 2) it's English, so it's boring, 3) I'm tired because I never got sleep, and 4) it's quiet in there when everyone reads. So, what happened next? You guessed it. Coleman three was passed out on the ...